The Cursed Brother Walks the Dog

My brother was playing a game, when my mother said, “Honey, can you please walk the dog?”  My brother didn’t want to but he got the leash anyway.  He put the dog (aka crazy pup) on the leash.  Crazy pup went out running 80 miles per hour.  My brother was flapping like a flag at the end of the leash.  He was screaming a eardrum piercing scream.  

Crazy pup bumped into a little old lady who was wearing a violet skirt and a pink top with a smiley face on it.  She had at least a 100 foot hat on her. She screamed, “Hey sonny.”  Crazy pup ran 100 miles per hour now.  Crazy pup stopped to take a quick rest.  

All of the sudden my brother turned into a cat.  Crazy pup saw him and started chasing him up a tree in the middle of the biggest park in the world.  1,232,908,175,872 miles!!!  That is like 1,000 soccer fields.  My brother decided that he would be extremely safe up in the comforting tree.  But my brother was way off.  He forgot that crazy pup can climb trees and can jump 137 feet.  Crazy pup jumped and grabbed my brother by the tail and all of the sudden he turned back into a boy holding a crazy dogs leash.  

The Cursed Brother's Birthday

My brother was celebrating his sixth birthday.  He decided to have it at chuck e chesses.  He wanted twenty six kids to come to his birthday.  Only ten kids came.  He was playing a video game when they called out that it was time for pizza.  They had peperoni and cheese pizza.  He took a bite of peperoni and it was burning hot!!!  Literally burning. 

His mouth was burning.  Not just burning hot.  But really fire burning.  The people who worked there were very super alarmed.  They used exactly two thousand buckets of water to set the employee alarming fire out.  He finished some not burning pizza and went to play more games.  None of the games were working.  Not even one!  Before he could say that he was mad, the employees called out that it was time for the special surprise ticket machine!!!  

He was so exited that he dropped all of his tokens to the ground with a super big boom!!!  He didn’t even bother picking up the tokens.  He just ran at top speed to get to the ticket machine.  The employees said that they were very super duper truly sorry but the ticket machine just was not working at all.  They could not call a mechanic because all of them.  Every single one of them were occupied.  He said that it was okay.  All of a sudden the employees said that it was time for cake!!!  He was exited.  He ate the cake but then it was twelve o clock and the party was over.     

THE END

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Note from the cursed brother's mother: Aiden actually had a lovely birthday with lots of friends...and the ticket machine worked just fine. He was thrilled with the one he plucked from the air...